The following are anagrams of "Democratic National Convention" and
"Repulican National Convention".  They are to go along with such
wonderful political anagrams as "Ronald Wilson Reagan" -> "Insane
Anglo Warlord" and, better yet, "George Herbert Walker Bush" -> "Huge
Berserk Rebel Warthog"! :-)


Democratic National Convention
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Top ten:

America voted Clinton?  No, I cannot!
Item: Advance Clinton coronation
Clinton nomination: Accord at eve
Clinton: "Act on American devotion"
Control, damn it, conceive a nation
Conceal at contrived nomination
American continent: cold ovation
Viet Nam, Tornado, Cocaine, Clinton
Election condition: Vacant manor
Dominator can't contain violence


Republican National Convention
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Top ten:

Puritanical ban on innocent love
Continual privation can ennoble
Can learn potato noun?  Invincible!
Cannot balance virulent opinion
Unconventional noble patrician
Clinton convention: plebian aura
An inconvenient clan, a Politburo
Innocence until naval probation
Plain notion: binuclear covenant
Pollution ban: inane contrivance


Democratic National Convention
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Honorable mention:

Clinton contortion; evade maniac
Clinton nomination; vacate credo
Concentration on vital comedian
Clinton: Condemnation to avarice
Clinton vocation: Erotica and men
Covet arcane Clinton admonition
A violent, narcotic condemnation


Republican National Convention
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Second tier:

Announce bill veto; nation in crap
Announce vibrant, online capitol
Bonn (noun): (1) capitol; (2) evil incarnate
Uncap cannon; violent liberation
A craven taunt: penicillin no boon
Clinton evaporation; ennui blanc
Ballet, union, nirvana, conception
Burn no inane political covenant
Violence burnt on; national panic
Uncap ban: colonial intervention

Almost as good:

Obtain an epic: "Clinton lover a nun"
Concentration on unlivable pain
Conventional lunatic brain?  Nope!
Valiant concubine; online patron
Continual probation can enliven
Violent cannibal, piano nocturne
Conviction plan: alienate unborn
Blunt an inane conviction, parole
Innocent love-rub; national panic
Avert Clinton; unbalance opinion

Martin Farach