Date: Sat, 12 Feb 94 15:17:17 GMT From: uk-motss-server@pyra.co.uk Glad To Be Gay '87 The lyrics contained in this file are for the 1987 version of Glad To Be Gay, written by Tom Robinson and found on the album "Tom Robinson - The Collection 1977 - '87" The British police are the best in the world I don't believe one of these stories I've heard 'Bout pretty policemen in leather and jeans Showing their leg through a split in the seams Leering at people, leading them on The running them in when they start to respond The Press all ignore it, they don't want to see Except when the case is a Tory MP Chorus: Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way Hey! Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way The pictures of naked young women are best In the News of the Screws and the popular press They plaster their pages with bingo and tits Then add all the scandal and slander that fits The women at Greenham they smeared and despised They crucify Elton with smearing and lies If it's paedophile teachers and lesbian nuns If it's filthy and fiction It's all there in The Sun [chorus] And now there's a cancer to blame on the gays It's brutal and fatal and slowly invades The moral majority like it a lot 'Cos it's the wages of sin and thejudgement of God The medics are baffled and caught on the run They say it's a nightmare that's barely begun And government spending is barely a joke 'Cos saving gay lives doesn't win any votes so try and [chorus] [instrumental break] And sit back and watch as they seize all our books And treat us like lepers and sinners and crooks Just hope you don't get caught up in the raids Or pick up a pig or a partner with AIDS Lie to your workmates, and lie to your folks Put down the clones and tell lesbian joke Forget the agression from everywhere else When we still do a wonderful job opressing ourselves so try and [chorus] Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way Hey! Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy this way